26 WAYS TO SAVE TIME, ENERGY, AND MONEY ON BODY CARE, CLOTHES, AND MEALS


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  1. MYTH: YOU HAVE TO SHOWER EACH DAY.
  2. TRUTH: IF YOU DON’T GET PHYSICAL DIRT OR OILS ON YOUR BODY YOU DON’T HAVE TO WASH EACH DAY AND MAY ONLY HAVE TO DO SO ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS OR EVEN LESS OFTEN.
  3. YOUR ARMPITS AND FEET ARE THE ONLY PLACE WHICH WILL START TO SMELL IN A FEW DAYS BECAUSE THEY BECOME WET AND A BREEDING GROUND FOR SMELLY BACTERIA. SOLUTION: IF YOUR ARMPITS SWEAT A LOT USE UNSCENTED UNDERARM DEODERANT EVERY DAY AND YOU CAN GO WITHOUT SMELLING BAD FOR TWO WEEKS OR MORE.
  4.  IF YOU HAVE SWEATY SNEAKER CAUSED SMELLY FEET APPLY UNSCENTED DEODERANT TO THEM EACH DAY BY PREPARING A SOLUTION IN A FOOT SIZED BOWL OF UNSCENTED DEODERANT EMPTIED FROM SEVERAL BOTTLES OF UNDERARM LIQUID DEODERANT UNTIL THE COMPANIES WISE UP AND START MANUFACTURING LIQUID FOOT DEODERANT TO APPLY EACH DAY ON SWEATY FEET.
  5. WHEN YOU DO SHOWER JUST DO YOUR ARMPITS, HAIR, AND CROTCH REGION AS THEY DO IN THE MARINE CORPS AND LEAVE THE NATURAL OILS ON YOUR SKIN WHICH ARE THE BEST MOISTURIZER AND CLEANSER FOR YOUR SKIN SINCE IT IS THE NATURAL SWEAT THAT YOUR BODY WANTS AND NEEDS TO STAY HEALTHY.
  6. DON’T PUT ON ANY COSMETICS IF YOU ARE A BOY OR GIRL AND ADULT WOMEN SHOULD NOT USE COSMETICS UNLESS THEY ARE TRYING TO ATTRACT SOMEONE AS A POTENTIAL MATE FOR LIFE.
  7.  OF COURSE IF YOU HAVE SEVERE IMPERFECTIONS OR BLEMISHES ON YOUR FACE AND YOU ARE A WOMAN YOU CAN USE NATURAL MINERAL CREAMS OR APPLICANT MIXTURES. REMEMBER THE TRUTH THAT MEN GENERALLY DON’T USE MAKEUP OR COSMETICS AND LOOK JUST FINE.
  8. KEEP YOUR HAIR SHORT BECAUSE IT WILL LOOK BETTER LONGER AND BE EASIER TO TAKE CARE OF AND COMB THUS SAVING A LOT OF TIME. IF YOU HAVE A CREW CUT YOU WON’T EVEN HAVE TO WASTE TIME COMBING IT.
  9. SNEAKERS MAKE YOUR FEET SMELLY SO SWITCH TO SANDLES OR SLIP ON SHOES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE OR WALK AROUNG IN YOUR SOCKS OR BARE FEET IF IT IS IN A CLEAN PLACE THAT YOU ARE WALKING IN BARE FEET.  YOU MAY NOT EVEN HAVE TO USE DEODERANT ON YOUR FEET EVERY DAY BUT CAN GO FOR TWO WEEKS OR MORE WITHOUT WASHING THEM.
  10. DON’T CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES EVERY DAY BUT WEAR THE SAME ONES FOR ONE OR TWO WEEKS.  IF PEOPLE AT WORK LAUGH ABOUT THIS AND MAKE UNPLEASANT SARCASTIC REMARKS SET ASSIDE 7 DAYS OF DIFFERENT OUTFITS WHICH YOU CAN ALTERNATE ON A DAILY BASIS TO CREATE THE ILLUSION THAT YOU ARE WEARING SOMETHING CLEAN AND NEW EVERY DAY.
  11. IF YOU ARE A CHILD OR YOUNG TEENAGER YOU CAN WEAR CLOTHING WITH SLIGHT FOOD OR DRINK STAINS ON THEM BY JUST USING A LITTLE WATER AND PAPER TOWEL TO RINSE OFF THE EXCESS. YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO ATTRACT A DATE OR MATE SO LOOKING A LITTLE MESSY OR WRINKLY IS REALLY NOT HARMFUL IN ANY WAY AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO FEEL EMBARASSED ABOUT IT!!!!
  12. CLOTHES DON’T HAVE TO BE WASHED OR CHANGED EVERY DAY IF YOU DON’T SMELL UP YOUR ARMPITS BY NOT USING DEODERANT IF YOU HAVE SWEATY UNDERARMS.
  13. CHILDREN DON’T NEED TO WASH EVERY DAY IF THEY DON’T GET PHYSICAL DIRT ON THEM IN THE YARD AND THEY DON’T SMELL BAD. CHILDREN ARE NOT LOOKING FOR MATES TO IMPRESS SO THEY CAN EVEN SMELL BAD AND NOBODY WILL CARE, ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE STILL NOT ATTENDING SCHOOL.
  14. WASH YOUR CLOTHES ONLY WITH A FULL LOAD AND USE MODERN WATER CONSERVING WASHERS.
  15. DON’T TEACH YOUR CHILDREN TO WASH AND FLOSS THEIR TEETH ON A DAILY BASIS IF AT ALL. YOUR PET CAT AND DOG DON’T BRUSH THEIR TEETH AND EAT THE SAME SOGGY FOOD THAT YOU DO AND DON’T NEED THE DENTIST.
  16.  THE BAD DENTIST ELIMINATES THE NECESSARY GOOD BACTERIA FROM YOUR TEETH WHICH CLEANS YOUR TEETH ON A DAILY BASIS WITH NATURAL SALIVA BY ASKING YOU TO KILL OR BRUSH AWAY THOSE NATURAL BACTERIA SO THAT HE CAN STAY IN A HIGH PAYING JOB DEEP TEETH CLEANING, CLEANING PLAQUE (WHICH GOOD BACTERIA DESTROY) ON A BIYEARLY BASIS, AND FILL CAVITIES NOT CAUSED BY TOO MUCH SUGAR BUT BY KILLING OFF THE GOOD BACTERIA WHICH PREVENTS CAVITIES FROM FORMING IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!
  17. ONLY GO SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES WHEN THEY WEAR OUT AND YOU MAY NOT EVEN NEED TO REPLACE THEM BECAUSE I AM SURE YOU HAVE HOARDED A LOT OF CLOTHING IF YOU ARE THE AVERAGE WOMAN OR MAN IN THIS SOCIETY.
  18. EAT AND DRINK ONLY WHEN YOU ARE HUNGRY OR THIRSTY OR BOTH. ONE MEAL A DAY IS SUFFICIENT FOR MOST PEOPLE WHO EAT A LOT OF VARIETY AT MEALTIME. AND YOU CAN EAT THAT MEAL MORNING, NOON, NIGHT, AND EVEN AT ANY TIME OF NIGHT AND ANYTIME INBETWEEN.
  19. OUR ANCESTORS SOMETIMES WENT FOR DAYS WITHOUT FOOD IN THE WILD AND THEY DIDN’T DIE OR PUT ON RIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF BODY FAT OR WEIGHT DOING SO!!!!
  20. IF YOU ARE NOT OVERWEIGHT OR ARE OVERWEIGHT DRINK WHOLE MILK, BLOOD SAUSAGE, EGGS, FATTY MEAT, NUTS, AND BEANS BECAUSE YOU WILL FEEL SATIATED AND NOT HAVE TO FILL YOUR STOMACK EVERYTIME UP TO THE MAX AND STILL FEEL FULL. YOU WILL ACTUALLY GET FEWER CALORIES A DAY INTO YOUR BODY THAN EATING A VEGAN DIET OR SOME OTHER CRAZY FAD DIET WHICH WILL RUIN YOUR HEALTH AND MAKE YOUR WEIGHT OSCILLATE LIKE A YOYO.
  21. IF YOU ARE SEVERELY OVERWEIGHT AND SWITCH TO THE DIET IN NUMBER 20 YOU WON’T HAVE TO CONSUME SO MANY LOW FAT CARBOHYDRATE FOODS WHICH ARE NOTORIOUS FOR PUTTING ON WEIGHT BECAUSE THE BODY QUICKLY ABSORBS THEIR ENERGY AND CONVERTS IT TO FAT CELLS IN THE BODY.
  22. IF YOU ARE STILL SEVERELY OVERWEIGHT YOU CAN STARVE YOUR BODY AND GO ON A FAST WITH WATER AND A LITTLE WHOLE MILK (PREFERABLY RAW MILK) EACH DAY TO AVOID IRREVERSIBLE METABOLIC DAMAGE TO YOUR STOMACK, INTESTINES, BLOOD AND BODY CELLS. YOU CAN LAST FOR AT LEAST A MONTH THIS WAY AND GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL DROP ABOUT 20 POUNDS A MONTH (depending on your starting weight) WITHOUT EXERCISING AT ALL.
  23. IF YOU DO ALL THE RECOMMEND THINGS IN THIS ARTICLE YOU WILL SAVE A LOT OF MONEY AND ENERGY ON LESS WATER, LESS SOAP, LESS COSMETICS, LESS CLOTHES, LESS FOOD, LESS ELECTRICITY.
  24. YOU WILL ALSO SAVE A LOT OF TIME NOT HAVING TO SHOWER SO OFTEN, NOT HAVING TO WASH THE LAUNDRY SO OFTEN, NOT HAVING TO WASH THE DISHES SO OFTEN, NOT HAVING TO SHOP FOR CLOTHES SO OFTEN, NOT HAVING TO PAY HIGH DENTAL BILLS, NOT HAVING TO LATHER UP WITH SOAP SO OFTEN AND SPEND HOURS OF TIME PUTTING ON COSMETICS AND COMBING YOUR HAIR.
  25. MOST CASHIERS, RECEPTIONISTS, TELLERS, STOCK PERSONEL AND OTHER WORKERS SELDOM GET TO WITHIN 3 FEET OF THE CUSTOMERS SO EVEN IF THEY HAVE A LITTLE BAD BREATH AND A LITTLE UNDERARM ODOR IT WILL RARELY BE NOTICED BY THE FAST ACTING CUSTOMERS WHO JUST WANT THE JOB DONE SO THEY CAN RUSH ON THEIR WAY TO DOING WHAT THEY MUST DO OR WOULD LIKE TO DO NEXT.
  26.  THE FRENCH, ARAB TRIBES, AFRICAN TRIBES, AND PACIFIC TRIBES HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA, IF YOU ARE NOT LOOKING FOR A MATE YOU CAN SMELL A LITTLE AND THE MALE OR FEMALE PHERMONES WILL EVEN ATTRACT THE OPPOSITE SEX TO SOME EXTENT NATURALLY!!!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!!

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