Daily Archives: January 20, 2013

EXTREMELY USEFUL TIPS FOR PARENTS TO TEACH THEIR CHILDREN AND CLOSE FRIENDS!!!!!

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  1. Don’t smoke, but if you do, don’t inhale the smoke and just puff on the cigarette.
  1. If you experience puppy love it will pass with time and if you are an adult and don’t fall in love, don’t marry out of desperation or you will regret it for a lifetime. If you are 100 years old and still not married, be proud because you have not contributed to the overpopulation of this precious endangered planet.
  1. Only worry if you haven’t learned calculator math by the age of 13 because most citizens will use nothing more complicated in their lives. Calculator math is very important for doing a household budget. So it you are an adult and still don’t know calculator math start learning it right away or you will regret it for the rest of your life. If you never learn to manage or budget your money properly in life you will be loaded with debt and depressed most of your life with many unhappy moments.
  1. Don’t waste your money on a wedding but both go to visit one of the natural wonders of the world. If you can’t go overseas visiting the Grand Canyon is a once in a lifetime opportunity which you should not pass up. My first reaction when I looked into the very deep crevice of the Grand Canyon was-HOLLY SHIT!!! AND I WILL REMEMBER THAT EXTREMELY EXCITING MOMENT FOR A LIFETIME!!!
  1. No matter how old the drunk driver is, don’t let him or her drive you anywhere but call a close personal friend or taxi to take you home.
  1. Cool kids are poor role models because they emphasize the useless trivial behavior, apparel, and possessions which won’t help you to lead a financially prosperous or moral life which you need to be trusted, respected, and admired by the real world where you will be living.
  1. Don’t be defeated by many no answers, you just need to find a better friend or acquaintance who will someday say yes if it is a reasonable request.
  1. Work real hard at doing things you like throughout your life even if the things you really enjoy doing change a hundred times or more. However, if you are getting pleasure from too many new changes or too many material purchases you are not focusing and should try harder to pinpoint what will give you lasting pleasure 10 or more years or even perhaps a lifetime which is rare.
  1. Before you marry, remember that what you see is what you get both in looks and personality. You probably won’t be able to change the bad things you see in your potential spouse. It is best to say “sorry goodbye, we are not meant for each other” than to live a life of regrets after a desperation marriage.
  1.  Don’t spend money on anything expensive because you will get bored of it soon and want to replace it with a new expensive purchase.
  1.  Find the time for your family at home or via the internet and definitely find time with your closest friends and acquaintances primarily on the internet.
  1.  Save up money to vacation in one of the natural wonders of the world even if it takes you 5 or 10 years to save up the money.  Just one awesome vacation will be remembered with ecstatic pleasure for the rest of your life!!!!!
  1.  When you can’t say anything worthwhile or good to your spouse, closest friends, and acquaintances, because you are super angry or have nothing important to say, DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!!!!! MOST WORDS CONVEY TRIVIAL FEELINGS WITHOUT FACTUAL OR USEFUL CONTENT SO TRY TO AVOID BEING A BLABBER MOUTH AT ALL COSTS. YOU WILL JUST BORE AND FRIGHTEN AWAY PEOPLE WHOM YOU WANT TO ATTRACT!!!!!