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UPDATED NEW QUOTE BY ULDIS SPROGIS 945!!!

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THE TRUTH ABOUT COMEDY*

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Comedy: n. a professional subset(s) intended primarily to make the recipient laugh and/or chuckle

Comedy mainly survives because of the stupidity of the spoken language with multiple meanings for words and synonyms and antonyms which basically mean the same thing. A play on words is funny because it shows the inherent illogical nature of language usage by most humans. Comedy is basically laughing at human stupidity which the language itself perpetuates from generation to generation.

Accepting logical definitions for words will destroy most comedic history and frankly there is nothing funny about a historically archaic stupid language used by the masses which keeps them stupid and not wanting to learn such a stupidly used unnecessarily complicated language in the first place.

 

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100 FUNNY QUOTES WHICH CONTAIN SOME UNIVERSAL TRUTHS!!!

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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. Anonymous

Here are 99 more amusing quotes for your entertainment with explanations if you don’t get them!!!

http://www.quotery.com/top-100-funny-quotes-of-all-time/

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10 THINGS TO DO WHEN YOUR UNHAPPY!!!!!

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  1. DRINK YOUR FAVORITE DRINKS FOR A TASTE SENSATION WHICH WILL EXCITE YOUR MIND AND GIVE IT PLEASURE
  2. STROKE OR INTERACT WITH AN ANIMAL OR PET TO EXCITE YOUR SENSES AND GIVE YOUR MIND AND BODY SOME PLEASURE
  3. READ MY BLOG AT ULDISSPROGIS.COM AND GET INSPIRED MENTALLY
  4. TAKE A WALK OR RUN OUTSIDE LOCALLY OR IN A PARK OR AREA WHERE YOU CAN SENSE SOME NATURAL BEAUTY TO EXCITE YOUR SENSES AND GIVE YOU PLEASURE
  5. EAT YOUR FAVORITE MEAL AND EXCITE TASTE SENSATIONS WHICH WILL EXCITE THE MIND AND GIVE IT AND YOU PLEASURE
  6. TAKE A LONG WARM OR SEMI HOT SHOWER OR BATH TO EXCITE YOUR SENSE OF TOUCH WHICH WILL GIVE YOU PLEASURE IN MIND AND BODY
  7. LISTEN TO ONE OR MORE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AND EXCITE YOUR HEARING SENSE TO GIVE YOU PLEASURE
  8. LISTEN TO NATURE SOUNDS AND FURTHER GIVE YOUR SENSE OF SOUND A NATURAL BOOST WHICH YOU CAN’T GET FROM ARTIFICIAL MUSIC
  9. READ GOOD FAVORITE OR TEST OUT NEW JOKES, SENSE FUNNY PICTURES, AND LISTEN TO A FAVORITE COMEDIAN WHICH DOESN’T USE BAD LANGUAGE TO ENTERTAIN
  10. WATCH AUDIO VISUAL ENTERTAINMENT OF WILDLIFE PREDATORS AND OR RUNNING WILDLIFE OR VIEW VERY GOOD VIDEOS OF LANDSCAPES LIKE IGUAZU FALLS AND THE GREAT BARRIER REEF
  11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrVUp_WCxDo