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SHARING 13 THOUGHT PROVOKING CONTEMPORARY CARTOONS!!!

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SHARING 14 FUNNY QUOTES!!!

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SHARING 13 THOUGHT PROVOKING HUMOROUS CONTEMPORARY CARTOONS!!!

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SHARING 18 THOUGHT PROVOKING FUNNY QUOTES!!!

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SHARING 23 THOUGHT PROVOKING FUNNY CONTEMPORARY CARTOONS!!!

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SHARING 17 THOUGHT PROVOKING FUNNY CONTEMPORARY CARTOONS!!!

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SHARING 19 THOUGHT PROVOKING FUNNY CONTEMPORARY CARTOONS!!!

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SHARING 29 THOUGHT PROVOKING FUNNY CONTEMPORARY CARTOONS!!!

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THE TRUTH ABOUT RIBALDNESS+

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Ribaldness: n. communicating sexual themes in a humorously rude and/or irreverent manner

 

It used to be easy identifying ribald sexual humor from polite sexual humor. These days with most adult comedy using profanity and being irreverent ribaldness is losing its differentiated meaning and has become the accepted norm for adult sexual humor.

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SHARING 33 VERY FUNNY GIFS!!!

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8 COMMENTS ON 8 OF 17 AMUSING KID QUOTES COMPILED BY HOLLIS MILLER!!!

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Young offspring are frequently more truthful than their parents, relatives, or friends and will come up with some truly embarrassing truisms telling it like it really is and not how society wants things to be viewed as through colored glasses, deceptions, or myths.

Here is the complete article from huffingtonpost.com

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/06/the-funniest-thing-your-kid-said_n_7213254.html?ncid=newsltushpmg00000003

My comments follow. See if you agree, disagree, or partially agree:

On comment 2 the three year old daughter is obviously not part of a nudist family and thinks that penises should be hidden at home.

On comment 4 the three year old playing with a doll who can’t stand up vents her frustration and it is all due to cheap and incomplete unrealistic doll manufacturing which can be greatly improved though the cost would also have to be greater and maybe make it unaffordable for the family to purchase.

On comment 5 it is a reflection of outdated thinking by an elderly coach who still thinks that all shoes should be tied with laces and not modern Velcro laces.

On comment 7 a three year old daughter is already stereo typecast and feels mom should play with the doll that does the dishes which is stereotyped as being women’s work.

On comment 9 a three year old daughter asks her dad if boys and girls can wear dresses. Dad answers yes and the daughter says it’s not your style already being typecast into thinking that men shouldn’t wear dresses.

On comment 13 a four year old gets bored with a new junk cup in one day and honestly answers “Here, Mama. This is the worst cup I have ever seen.”

On comment 16 a creative 9 year old boy is told that saying “shut up” will hurt feelings so he honestly answers when he can’t take the incessant talking anymore-“Silence you peasant!”

On comment 17 a five year old daughter knows the meaning of the dollar and its association with work. Instead of pausing to chat with the daughter the daughter admonishes her mom to go back to work because she has many things that she wants her mom to buy for her.

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SHARING 25 FUNNY QUOTES!!!

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SHARING 79 FUNNY MEANINGFUL CLASSIC CARTOONS!!!

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SHARING 16 FUNNY GIFS!!!

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THE TRUTH ABOUT SILLINESS***

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Silliness: n. a (random behavior(s) without a serious goal(s) and/or an unknown goal(s)) which frequently causes laughter and/or a smile

Offspring running around randomly yelling bleh bleh bleh and doing random body movements is an example of silliness. Offspring putting a pot on the head and making noises may be an enactment of some fantasy whose goal we are unaware of and also consider silliness.

We frequently don’t consider adults to be silly but rather stupid if they do some childhood silliness. We frequently laugh at childhood silliness but not at adult silliness because we assume that they are socially literate and no longer should do silly things. Comedians sometimes do silly things on stage and we frequently think it is funny and we are not judgmental about their silly behavior and call them stupid.

Slapstick comedy is random harmless violence and it is really silly behavior which we laugh at yet also consider stupid.

 

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THE TRUTH ABOUT IRONY***

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Irony: n. an opposite reaction to what was expected and/or a juxtaposition of opposites with relatively unique unexpected correspondences and sometimes mildly humorous

Examples are the best way to learn about what irony means.

Two married marriage councilors got divorced.

What is unique and unexpected or ironic is that two supposed marriage experts couldn’t make their own marriage work and it may evoke mild laughter in the reader.

A pet dog called Giant was smaller than a cat.

It is ironic or unusual that an expected giant dog would actually be physically very small and it is also somewhat humorous.

The stray dog was killed by an animal rescue truck.

It is unexpected that a truck designed to rescue animals actually winds up killing one in need and it is mildly humorous for one with a macabre sense of humor.

 

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22 USEFUL ONE LINERS TO EXCITE YOUR MIND AND MOOD!!!

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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house speedier than the police.

We have gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Some humans say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Laugh at your problems, everyone else does.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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100 FUNNY QUOTES WHICH CONTAIN SOME UNIVERSAL TRUTHS!!!

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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. Anonymous

Here are 99 more amusing quotes for your entertainment with explanations if you don’t get them!!!

http://www.quotery.com/top-100-funny-quotes-of-all-time/

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THE TRUTH ABOUT HUMOR

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Humor: n. (a communication and/or a behavior) and/or a subset(s) where (inventiveness and/or verbal skills) and/or (unusual conceptual and/or unusual physical juxtapositions) has the power to activate laughter in a person(s)

Almost anything can make some humans laugh under the right circumstances, especially young offspring, but frequently it is something stupid, crazy, clever, exaggerated, ridiculous, or unusual which a human and/or animal does or says.

There are twenty classifications of humor as shown in this link but some of the classifications have overlapping characteristics.

http://www.dailywritingtips.com/20-types-and-forms-of-humor/

 

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STRESSED OUT??? CHANGE OR SWITCH TO 20 THINGS WHICH ARE NOT AS STRESSFUL!!!!!!

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It may not be obvious to everyone but the key to stress relief is switching to doing something which is not stressful. Here are some stressless things which you can do at home or on the job.

RELIEVE STRESS AT HOME OR AWAY FROM HOME–

Associate with non-work friends

Relax with your favorite music

Use your hands and not computer for an interesting hobby

Get a massage

Take a walk preferably outdoors

Pray, meditate, or think about something other than work

Read or watch something which makes you laugh

Stop arguing over politics, sports, religion, or beliefs which you can’t change

Have some sex

Breathe deeply

Take a shower or bath

Exercise

RELIEVE STRESS ON THE JOB–

Celebrate small successes with food and/or drink

Stop thinking about past mistakes or failures as being overly important because they will probably be unimportant a month or year from now

Do many similar small tasks all at once

Divide a large task into smaller steps

Be more selective in your information intake so you don’t drown in it

Don’t procrastinate at a task because you will be stressed when you start running out of time

Don’t work evenings and weekends except in emergencies

Find a less stressful job

 

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HUMOROUS JUSTICE FOR A DIVORCED WIFE OF A WEALTHY MAN!!!!!

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Did you know that one day laughing  improves your health and prolongs your life?

If you have no reason to laugh you can laugh for no reason!

What can laughter do?

  • Lower blood pressure
  • Increase vascular blood flow and oxygenation of the blood
  • Give a workout to the diaphragm and abdominal and respiratory and facial and leg and back muscles
  • Reduce certain stress hormones such as cortisol and adrenaline
  • Increase the response of tumor and disease killing cells such as Gamma interferon and T cells
  • Defend against respiratory infections–even reducing the frequency of colds–by immunoglobulon in saliva.
  • Increase memory and learning; in a study at Johns Hopkins University Medical School humor during instruction led to increased test scores
  • Improve alertness and creativity and memory

HUMOROUS TRUE STORY ABOUT THE DIVORCEE OF A WEALTHY MAN.

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After 37 years of marriage Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary.

His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multimillion dollar home and since the man’s lawyers were a little better he prevailed.

He gave Edith his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out.

She spent the 1st day packing her belongings into boxes crates and suitcases.

On the 2nd day she had to movers come and collect her things.

On the 3rd day she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay.

When she had finished she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of all of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly the house began to smell.

They tried everything cleaning mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters during which they had to move out for a few days and in the end they even replaced the expensive wool carpeting.

NOTHING WORKED.

People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairman refused to work in the house.

The Maid quit.

Finally they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later even through they had cut their price in half they could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.

He told her the saga of the rotting house.

She listened politely and said that she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house ha been worth but only if she were to sign the papers that very day.

She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.

INCLUDING THE CURTAIN RODS.